Better a goat on the roof than a priest in the cellar.
A fart in the church is worth two in the tavern.
Don’t trust a cow with dry teats or a nun with red cheeks.
He that kisses the sow’s arse must smell the sty.
The king shits as the beggar does.
A rat with butter on its tail is still a rat.
Shit smells foul, and even more so when turned.
